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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !"

"One comedian on Britain's got talent brought on wrapped boxes. He said he wanted to have on stage presence."

"Did you hear Apple is going into the wine business? Their vineyard will produce every varietal of wine... except ports."

"I asked my grandma to get naked. It's my favourite juice drink."

"What do you say to Floyd Mayweather after his arms have been cut off? Whatever you like."

"TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"In this era of excessive exclamation point use, punctuating a text with a period is the quickest and simplest way to cause concern."

"Why won't the ocean let us drink its water? Because it's too salty."

"Sarah Palin's political integrity. Because she's ~~a woman~~ an idiot."

"The year is 2075. A student asks how World War 3 began. The teacher responds with ""Well, James Franco and Seth Rogen made a movie..."""