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Joke of the Day

"I asked my grandma to get naked. It's my favourite juice drink."

"What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file."

"What is Worse than Ants in your pants? Uncles"

"Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole."

"Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions."

"The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality."

"What's the similarity between a mobile phone and a clitoris? Both turn on with the touch of a finger and every cunt's got one."

"One time I wore my brother's t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween."

"""I'm hungry!"" says your sister... ""Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"" your father replies Two hours later, your dad says, ""I'm fucking hungry!"""

"Today, I'm gonna dig up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy's gotten."