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Joke of the Day
"I asked my grandma to get naked. It's my favourite juice drink."
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"why is it called bacon if you fry it"
"Why is the man with the world record largest penis so depressed? He just didn't fit in."
"Me: Things are going well. *knocks on wood* 5-year-old: Who's there? Me: It's not a knock knock joke. 5: It's not a knock knock joke who?"
"How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day? ""Aboot this big"""
"Kanye and Kim Are having their 2nd baby That's the joke."
"What do you call a pompous Hobbit? Bilbo Braggins"
"Why did the train go left? Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it."
"""I literally can't even!"" -- White girl hanging a picture"
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."