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Joke of the Day
"I have swagger. At least, that's what my deodorant says."
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"I'm so sick of this debate. Of COURSE, the chicken came first! Are you saying I don't know how to properly fuck a chicken?"
"What do politics and orgies have in common? A bunch of dicks and cunts trying to screw each other."
"My wife said she wanted a divorce for Christmas. I told her I did not want to spend that much."
"What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
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"Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?"
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