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Joke of the Day
"Your mama so stupid she thought Dick Cheney was a way to keep a man around."
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"I once dated a homeless girl. splitting the bill wasn't always easy but at least after our date I could drop her off anywhere."
"What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!"
"What's long hard and has semen in it? A submarine!"
"Turns out those miniature liquor bottles aren't for babies and now my brother says I can't be the God Mother."
"What do you call a retarded kid with no arms and one leg. Names."
"So If the Pope shits in a toilet.... Does that make it holy shit? Aaaand thats my shitpost for the day."
"Why ed has no girlfriend? Cz sheeran"
"Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving? So he can cut corners. `Pretty old Dutch joke that surprisingly also works in English.`"
"The best part about talking to a narcissist is how there isn't any pressure to add to the conversation."