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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
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"Someone just corrected my ""good morning"" with a ""good afternoon"" so I said, ""go to hell you clock watching motherfucker""."
"What's a communists favourite sporting event? Commonwealth Games"
"I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting Oops, wrong thread."
"Smoking is a slow death! But we're not in a hurry..."
"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there."
"Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins"
"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:""Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"""
"A survey was held on what citizens of the United Kingdom thought of the new DOOM game... The overwhelming response was ""bloody hell"""
"There would be no evil in the word..... if Satan had life alert."