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Joke of the Day

"Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut. After I left, they were humming my praises."

"If kids get their mouths washed out with soap for saying naughty words are we supposed to wash their hands for typing them?"

"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel."

"My investment plan is to accumulate enough of the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees."

"I recently heard a great joke about a boomerang, but not sure how it went. It'll come back to me."

"If realigion isn't real then why does it have the word ""real"" in it?"

"I was at a femminist meeting last week... they asked me ""How do you see lesbian relationships?"" I said in HD. They didn't like it..."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.. heh"

"I swear, if the paper were better quality, I would wipe my ass with all these fucking reports I have to print out all the fucking time"

"How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza"