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Joke of the Day

"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel."

"People who like shitty lite pop-rock are lucky. They get to hear their favorite music in department stores and at the dentist."

"CNN is running a spot called ""Why Tsumanis are Dangerous"". They should follow it with a spot on ""Why Journalism Is Dead""."

"AN egg walks into a bar...... An egg walks into a bar, along with pancakes, and bacon. The bartender looks up and alertly says. ""Sorry guys, we don't serve breakfast"""

"What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !"

"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army."

"Guys, I only wanna hear about your ex if she is dead.If you still talk about her, I'll murder her so we can have an interesting conversation"

"Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven."

"What flavor is the milkshake? How far away is the yard? How could you know its better than mine? You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident."

"Like every good global citizen I've reduced my power consumption by 50% by running all my power off the neighbours while they're on vacation"