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Joke of the Day
"I recently heard a great joke about a boomerang, but not sure how it went. It'll come back to me."
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"Boyfriend asked me to put a few planks of wood together... Nailed it!"
"A penguin walks into a bar and asks ""has my brother been in here?"" The bartender says ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""
"Never confuse a colostomy bag with a whoopie cushion. Totally ruined Grandpa's 90th birthday."
"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is f*cking ridiculous."
"The nintendo 64 turned 18 last month Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges"
"They need to make realistic commercials for beds & mattresses. They always show a couple, never a guy with a dog asleep on his chest."
"SpongeBob Wait, I just realised something. SpongeBob lives in bikini bottom, and he's absorbent: oh no..."
"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"
"Friend 1: I was promoted. Friend 2: I got engaged. Friend 3: My wife is pregnant again. Me: One of my selfies almost got 50 likes."