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Joke of the Day

"The butcher's wife always messes up everyone's order. We call her Miss Steak."

"Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. "

"How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb? The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement"

"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."

"The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a ""B"". ""B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"""

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!? An Amish drive-by shooting."

"If you drop this book in a pig pen what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths."

"A pig, trying to save its life. After seeing a grill in the garden, the pig started to bark at strangers!"

"I'm going to make a movie about the raid to steal Osama Bin Laden's porn stash. 'Zero-Dick-Thirty'."