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Joke of the Day
"I'm not sexist... Because that's wrong and being wrong is for women..."
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"Folks, I've thought of a way to save 2016: James Corden and a bus full of celebs singing We Are The World, then the bus goes over a cliff"
"A doctor tells a man that he has to stop masturbating. The man is surprised and says, ""Why?"" And the doctor says,""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"Our WIFI was down yesterday and I spent 45 minutes trying to fix it. Our dishwasher has been broken for 3 weeks and I haven't even touched it."
"All of my passwords are the names of various ""Friends"" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel."
"If you are afraid of pedophiles... ...Grow up!"
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A pick pocket only snatches people's watches. Credit Sanford and Son Edit: Statches"
"What do women and dog poop have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."
"A dyslexic walks in to a bra"
"World's shortest mathematical joke Let 0"