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Joke of the Day
"A One Liner Tried to catch some fog yesterday.....but I mist."
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"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam"
"My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after. I'm actually kinda Gladiator."
"Two people are walking down the street...... One is a musician. The other doesnt have any money either."
"When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Cause the pee is silent."
"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair"
"""Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?"" -Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this..."
"Mating call of a blonde... ""Hee hee, I think I'm a little drunk!"""
"I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m. to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books."