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Joke of the Day

"I'm really worried of discrimination based on skin color during the Trump regime The thing is, unfortunately, I'm not orange..."

"Why married guys are fat A single guy opens the fridge, sees nothing interesting there; he goes to bed. A married guy goes in the bedroom, sees nothing interesting there; he goes to the fridge."

"Someone came up to me and stole my candle I was incensed!"

"Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge."

"A man went to see his doctor ""You need to stop masturbating"" said the doctor. ""Why?"" asked the man. The doctor replied ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"A Scientologist and a Westboro Baptist Church member walk into a bar... No one goes to that bar anymore."

"If you're a ""Blocked caller"" you're gonna be a ""missed call."""

"Inkling sounds like a baby octopus"

"What is the most common blood type among pessimists? B Negative."

"Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: ""Mother said there would be knights like this."""