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Joke of the Day
"I had a race with an Asian today... It was a Thai"
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"Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won't fight when there's bubblewrap"
"Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked."
"If you want to find a cure for stupid, take a tissue sample from people who call and request songs they're already playing 50 times a day."
"What was the best use of the phrase ""That's what she said"" you've ever heard in person?"
"Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks? ...his pants fit like a glove."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."
"How do you get a 12 yr old to cry twice? (x-post from comments) Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. And I'm off to hell."
"It's like the only thing my kids learned from Snow White is that fruit is horribly poisonous."
"A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat... He said, ""We have supporters all around the globe!!!"""