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Joke of the Day

"As far as I know original golf joke So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer? One too many strokes."

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A Pokemon"

"Last year, I had an Easter egg But it dyed."

"Did you hear about the steak that had too much sodium put on it? It was assalted"

"What sound does a Japanese camera make? ""Crick"""

"What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud"

"Pakistan army will never try to win the war against India, someone told them winner has to speak English on live television."

"Why are they called hemorrhoids? Because asteroids was already taken."

"What do you call a morbidly obese hippy? Tie Dyeabetes"

"A month before my grandfather died we decided to cover his back in lard. After that he went downhill very quickly."