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Joke of the Day

"Bad day? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Unmotivated? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Don't like rap? Listen to 90s rap Problem solved"

"Son dad joke Grandpa - you should try this. It's out of this world Son - sorry grandpa I don't like food from space. He's 8"

"Marathons should keep going until only one person hasn't shit themselves and that person should be the winner."

"Two guys walk into a bar... you would think the second guy would duck."

"Math, I'm not a therapist... ...Solve your own problems."

"What does every funeral begin with? fun!"

"What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs"

"Warning: Dad Joke But it's a classic. Grasshopper walks into a bar and sits. Bartender says, ""Hey, we got a drink named after you."". Grasshopper says, ""Wow. You got a drink named Kevin?""."

"I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane ? A pilot, of course."