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Joke of the Day

"I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me."

"What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ? He was Retarted"

"Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite. You're welcome."

"Why were Mary and Joseph considered such good businessmen? Because they produced such a great prophet."

"What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit? Premature Edraculation"

"Your mama is so fat... If she falls she drops harder than Skrilex..."

"Funniest joke I've ever heard. women's rights."

"Why did the interjecting, dismissive, gay Italian have so many problems? Probably because he was such a- ""Fagget about it!"""

"I tried to watch the paralympic games.. I couldn't though because the channel was disabled"

"I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry. Good heavens! Does it hurt? Only when I wind it."