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Joke of the Day
"What does every funeral begin with? fun!"
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"What's brown and sticky. A stick."
"What does a catholic eat at the movies? Pope-Corn"
"FYI: hey my wife came home in a terrible mood and I figured I'd read her one of my tweets to cheer her up, turns out that's a bad idea guys"
"Johnny wants to go bathroom Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!"
"My girlfriend and I joke about which of us is more competitive. But, I joke about it waaaay more than her."
"There's 2 types of people in this world... Ones that pee in the shower And liars"
"What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush"
"[Me being beaten to death w/ can of frozen veggies] ""Oh peas no!"" [WHAP] ""Why u bean like this?"" [SMACK] ""Don't u carrot all?"" [CRACK]"
"What are poofists ? If you ask toilet attendant why he/she haven't made more of their life. you get punched into your face by poofists."