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Joke of the Day

"Son dad joke Grandpa - you should try this. It's out of this world Son - sorry grandpa I don't like food from space. He's 8"

"I just got fired for sexual harassment. I'm self employed."

"What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese? mozzarella-ella-ella"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS"

"What even is Atheism? A non-prophet organization."

"Orange is the new... most used word on /r/Jokes"

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a poof."

"Roses are red-ish... Violets are blue-ish. If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish."

"CW: I like your scarf. Me: Thanks, it's a CVS receipt. I didn't know what else to do with it."

"What's a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music? Symphony in A Minor"