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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane ? A pilot, of course."
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"a powerful ancient bully emerged from a lake and told some girls i didnt know how to jack off til i was 16 & used a really unorthodox style"
"There once was a guy with five dicks. How do you think his pants fit him? Like a glove."
"How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin? They use a Milwaukee-Talkie"
"Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer? He wanted someone who understood *capitals* and *lower* case."
"I gave my girlfriend a picture of me for her birthday It was a gif."
"""Aloha, a bar,"" said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii."
"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey Jose"
"A blind man enters a fishmarket... ""Hello Ladies"""
"Just got a package in the mail today... DEEZ NUTS! HAHHHHHHH GOT-EEEM"