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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks? Your girlfriend!"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? For fowl reasons."
"""I heard that taking your shirt off can make you appear more aggressive and self-confident."" ""Ok, but we already said you got the job."""
"Ever wonder why children tend to ignore their parents who underwent a sex change op? It's because they are trans-parent."
"I think I'm overcoming dyslexia. I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association."
"I was braised by wild cannibals."
"Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits."
"What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
"Boy in the hospital, dying of cancer and grandma misplaces her glasses at the store and buys the first card she finds ""Get Good Soon"" [8]"
"Even the best men in the Chinese military Have chinks in their armor"