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Joke of the Day

"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't gotten the box open yet."

"When the Baltimore rioters looted the CVS, they stole everything except for the Father's Day cards."

"We can all agree that everyone else has terrible taste in music."

"Satan cannot be everywhere, So Relatives were created.."

"Subway: When you pay to eat fresh Just like Jared"

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat."

"Why do politicians take laxatives? So that they can speak more fluently!"

"PornHub recently had videos featuring Chyna on the front page and I decided to check some of them out... ...they weren't the finishing move I was looking for."

"A blind man walks into a bar and a chair, then a table..."

"[on date] ME: I like my women like I like my wine WAITER: [arrives] Anything to drink? ME: [clears throat] One glass of very hot wine please"