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Joke of the Day
"Why does Pope Francis call his dick Santa? Because he comes to the good kids only."
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"Eminem's ""8 Mile"" wasn't very well received in Canada I guess the title ""12.8748 Kilometer"" just isn't as catchy."
"Half the time I hug anyone I'm just wiping my hands off on their back."
"[meeting to name the brownie] ""How about baked chocolate cake?"" ""Nah"" ""Yummy choccy bake?"" ""No"" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea..."
"Jeff: i'm pro gun. Me: i'm anti gun. Greg: i'm vegan. Me: i'm pro gun, now. Jeff, give me your gun."
"So if you want to be sure your internet history is deleted, just whisper 'please delete my internet history' into any hole on the computer"
"A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" ""Yeah it's on the third lane"" ""Okay, thanks"""
"Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!"
"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator"
"RIP boiling water You shall be mist"