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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you a fan? Because you're obsessive and loud"
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"Whats brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre"
"I am a man with convictions. Mostly because I have a really terrible lawyer."
"Interviewer: Why did you apply for this job? Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me."
"Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your ""Sandwich Artist"" that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub"
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"Blonde in laundromat asks to have a sweater cleaned. Attendant : ""Come again ?"" ( not hearing ) Blonde: ""Nope, Just mustard this time"""
"Sexting gone wrong I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today. Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps."
"How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers."
"Non-alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister. It tastes the same but it's still wrong."