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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood."
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"Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to."
"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"
"The masochist says to the sadist... ""Hit me."" The Sadist says, ""No."""
"[Zoo, bird show] ""Millions of years of evolution have made these ancient raptors into graceful sky gods."" *bird headbutts window 50 times*"
"strong password Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars."
"I just told my girlfriend that I was an Italian mite in a past life . I'm a Roman tick at heart."
"Lincoln and Twilight opening the same weekend? Once again, Abe gets killed in a theater, and he's already fought vampires once this year."
"Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds."
"My Mother asked me to suggest names for my brother's prospective children. I said I'll name the girl 'Denise' and the boy 'Denephew'."