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Joke of the Day
"How does someone pay for a painting? With Monet"
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"Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. Lol 5. Haha 6. K 7. Nope 8. Chillin 9. Naw"
"If a coworker has two apples in his right hand and two oranges in his left hand, what does he have? No chance of blocking an uppercut."
"The greatest thing about Christmas is how it teaches kids to be selfish little shits on someone else's birthday."
"Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver? Because she's dead."
"My rich uncle just passed away so I recently came into some money But now the bills are all stuck together"
"*takes long drag from cigarette* *stares off into the distance* *slowly glances down at hand* *lights cigarette*"
"A client comes to a bank: My cheque was returned with a remark: ""Insufficient funds"". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"
"A new study shows that unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead."
"I put a life-size alien doll in my passenger seat for halloween and I've caught myself talking to it 3 times"