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"HEY YOU! If you hadn't clicked this link you would be reading something else right now."
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"What makes an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"
"Knock Knock, ""Who's there?"" ""Gladiator"" ""Gladiator who?"" ""Gladiator, before going to the gang bang"""
"""If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump."" ""Also, if McDonald's is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."""
"Hey, look over there, is that a bobble head doll of Donald Trump? No, that's Donald Trump"
"You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says ""After 300 yards, stop and let me out"""
"What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman? Mic Jagger says ""Hey you, get off of my cloud"". A Scotsman says ""Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"""
"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobie."
"Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix She's trying to keep her son from battering women"
"What do you call a bitchy midget who can get to places quickly? A shortcunt."