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Joke of the Day
"I drink to forget... my alcoholism."
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"What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
"Where do adolescent gangsters go? The childhood"
"[First date] ""So, do you have any pets?"" Yeah, I have a pet crow. He's white. ""You have an albino crow?"" He prefers the term cawcasian."
"What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"Jesus walks..... Jesus walks into a holiday inn, tosses three nails on the counter and asks, "" Can you put me up for the night?"""
"4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ''I am a zebra.''"
"Was there a good turnout at the Bernie Sanders rally? There were a lot of people, but I wouldn't say it was super pac'd."
"What's the difference between a chicpea and a tomato I don't pay 1200 dollars for a tomato on my face."
"What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper? Well an erection of course."