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Joke of the Day
"What did the slutty DNA say to the other DNA? Unzip your genes."
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"I bought a thesaurus at a store today. Brought it home to find all the pages were blank... I have no words to describe how angry I am"
"*me at fast food counter* ""hey mister, did this meat bark or meow?"" ""It asked stupid questions."""
"My own ass has been talking shit... but it's just a bunch of hot air."
"In a Mexican restaurant, Are the restrooms called ""Juans""?"
"How do I apply this ointment ""liberally"" without compromising my conservative christian values?"
"Dogs on a coffee break Dog 1: Heard a great joke... Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- Dog 2 goes fucking crazy"
"Was shopping at Target the other day.... ...and thought...If a terrorist was gonna attack...This would be the perfect target"
"Heroin is like a baby.. ..it feels so amazing to have in your arms."
"What do amputees and cricket have in common? Stumps"