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Joke of the Day

"Was shopping at Target the other day.... ...and thought...If a terrorist was gonna attack...This would be the perfect target"

"How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? It's the C"

"So I just wrote a test on the Periodic table of Elements It went berylliumtly"

"Women are just like an oven before you stick any cake batter in them, you have to preheat."

"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"

"The milk in my fridge is so old it thinks Elvis Presley's dancing is inappropriate."

"epileptic with a sword What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword? Seizure Salad"

"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo I haven't even got any coconuts."

"One man's trash is another man's girlfriend."