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Joke of the Day

"Was shopping at Target the other day.... ...and thought...If a terrorist was gonna attack...This would be the perfect target"

"If ""The Stache"" is ever going to make a real comeback they are going to have to stop posting pictures of pedophiles on the evening news."

"People setting up GoFundMe's because they can't afford a TV... Don't you know that's what lay-a-way is for?"

"Who is the most basic Spice Girl? Pumpkin Spice."

"My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."

"Two dogs are standing beside a road... The first one goes, ""woof"", the second says, ""knock it off! That's all you said yesterday."""

"I'm gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I've been wanting to get in that field for years."

"So I was invited to an amputee party last night... It was absolutely crawling with pussy."

"What do rich people and bad flossers have in common? Deep pockets."

"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?"