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Joke of the Day

"*me at fast food counter* ""hey mister, did this meat bark or meow?"" ""It asked stupid questions."""

"An Irishman walks out of a bar . . ."

"(NSFW) Fact: The donkey is the only know animal that can reproduce by ass fucking."

"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him."

"Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake After several day of agonising pain, the snake finally died."

"People Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by people who are full of hot air...I need to find a way to use it as renewable energy"

"Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames? Because you never get a goodbuy from them"

"Whats an Italians favourite part of football? Half time, they get to switch sides again"

"What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck? Jose and Hose B"

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't."