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Joke of the Day
"What do amputees and cricket have in common? Stumps"
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"Does your wife have dry lips? Because I saw her putting some chap's dick on her lips"
"What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom? The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!"
"Apostrophes are important. ""I fed the dog"" ""I f'ed the dog"" Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it."
"What do you call a person who is a bit of a jew? Jew-ish"
"""My cat just got ran over"" You cant end a sentence with a preposition ""My cat just got ran over lol"""
"Why do women wear striped bras? Because it's a ZEBRA."
"Of his generals, who did Hitler think was the least funniest? Hermann Boering!"
"Me: *sneaks out of the house* *drives to another state* *hides in a cave* *quietly opens a bag of chips* My kids: Can we have some?"
"What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie? *Who are you wearing?*"