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Joke of the Day

"Dogs on a coffee break Dog 1: Heard a great joke... Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- Dog 2 goes fucking crazy"

"How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man? They use a machine gun."

"Is it ok if i touch the paintings i have poor eyesight. also i have to have BBQ sauce on my hands because of religion"

"Did you hear about the guy who haggled with a prostitute for sex in exchange for his pet deer? He was trying to get the most bang for his buck."

"I'm sorry Mr. Simmons. I really enjoy babysitting little Timmy, but I'm only 14. I need real money, not bitcoin."

"Remember how in Lord of the Rings they slept out under the stars? It was pretense."

"The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end."

"How do you know Bill Cosby raped the girl The proof is in the pudding"

"is it rude to throw a breath mint in some ones mouth while they are talking?"

"People think that in Africa we ride lions and elephants to work. That's ridiculous, we don't have jobs."