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Joke of the Day

"Dogs on a coffee break Dog 1: Heard a great joke... Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- Dog 2 goes fucking crazy"

"What is recursion? [What is recursion?](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/what_is_recursion/)"

"What does a camera have in common with a condom? They both capture that special moment."

"Why does Donald Trump hate Casper the ghost? Because he can go through walls."

"Can we have a moment of silence for all the great tweets that never make it out of the shower..."

"I have a cast iron fetish I guess you could say I'm pansexual"

"What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? ""Just flush it like everybody else does."""

"Ladies, if you get in an argument with a guy and you have no chance of winning, start playing with your boobs. Trust me on this one."

"[preppin for rap battle] *pops retainer out* dont wanna give him any ammunition *takes off suspenders* that should do it *rollerblades away*"

"The only reason to have a second kid is if your first one doesn't get a lot of likes on Facebook."