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Joke of the Day
"Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your parents."
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"I hate how much time my kids spend staring at their iPads. I wish they'd look up once in a while & pay attention to me staring at my iPhone."
"I got an invite to a wedding that said ""black tie only""... But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos."
"Why did the musician give his daughters the same name? So he could yell ""Anna 1, Anna 2!"""
"My sex life has improved so much I'm thinking of asking someone else to join me..."
"I don't need a calendar to tell me winter is approaching *strokes wife's leg hair*"
"What do you call a fat girl that committed a murder? Killer Whale."
"A 15 year old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy bird."
"Why does Santa have a large sack? Because he only cums once a year"
"I'm proud of this groaner, even if it gets downvoted more than a duck winning an election."