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Joke of the Day
"I'm proud of this groaner, even if it gets downvoted more than a duck winning an election."
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"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"
"#HowToGetABlackGirl Tell her she look like Rihanna even tho she look like whoopi goldberg in the color purple"
"How do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste."
"I just saw a poster that said, ""Have you seen this man?"" with a number to call ... So I called the number and told them, ""no."""
"TIL I'm hung like a baby. 7 lbs. 9 oz."
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One condoms stops and turns to the other: ""Hey. Wanna go in there and get shit-faced?"""
"Facebook: the only book teens read these days."
"My family used to be in the steal and iron business My dad would steal and my mom would iron."
"Damn girl, are you an alarm clock? Because you were a good idea last night, but now I just want you to shut the fuck up."