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Joke of the Day

"My Chinese dad told me all Chinese Women look the same... That's why he's a polygamist."

"It is said that wearing T-shirts make you feel cooler in Summer I've been wearing a dozen of them but it's still hot like hell. Damn."

"Need hospital etiquette advice. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?"

"Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets."

"I found out I was can't wear latex condoms They give me an allergic erection"

"New Bike Shop A registered sex offender just moved into my neighborhood. He opened up a bicycle shop called Pedal-Feelya."

"JOCKEY: ""Watch me whip"" HORSE: ""Watch me neigh neigh"""

"A recent report shows that Gangs are now using dogs instead of knives, I tried this. My toast was very hairy"

"How do you kill an African child? Wait 5 minutes."

"Why did the KKK member fail his calculus class? Because he didn't believe in integration."