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Joke of the Day

"Why did the KKK member fail his calculus class? Because he didn't believe in integration."

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check."

"Oscar Pistorius was released from jail into his uncles custody I heard his uncles shitting himself, safer than using the toilet"

"*Bee lands on flower covered in another flower's pollen* FLOWER: What's that? BEE: I can explain F: I don't want to hear your lies, Ian"

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler Usain Bolt can finish a race."

"It didn't take long for Japan to illustrate Rousey's knockout. See? http://imgur.com/NSLx1SZ EDIT: Link works now."

"What did the ireshmen say to the beer ? I love you....."

"My wife asked if I ever think about someone else during sex... ""Nope, just myself."""

"My fencing teacher must've been a redditor He kept shouting 'That's a riposte! That's a riposte!'"

"Have you heard about Michigan's music scene?? I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^)"