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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill an African child? Wait 5 minutes."
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"ANYTHING can be considered your job if you hate it enough."
"My wife told me she would leave me if I didn't stop cheating on her Damn, I never thought she took a card game this seriously."
"My fashion sense has been described as ""They probably won't let you in like that"" and ""Are those your pajamas?"""
"I really want to tell you guys my 9/11 joke .. but it's just two plane"
"Like my nana used to always say, ""screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"""
"Stephen Harper's Campaign Against Trump ""Donald Trump: He's just too old"""
"Why will you never go hungry in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."
"How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed? Bob"
"Why was Disney's massage parlor so successful? Everybody gets a happy ending."