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Joke of the Day
"Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets."
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"What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme? arrr lmao"
"How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon."
"Our Faults ""Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"" ""How did it work ?"" ""We haven't spoken for five years""."
"what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun"
"Women are like coffee beans: The coarser they are, the more you need to grind them, the finer they get."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Light brown, from the south, and kept in a lightless cabinet only to be taken out on special occasions."
"What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman? A redhead who can tan."
"When I was little and asked Mom how to spell a word she'd hand me a dictionary so when she asked how to do emojis I handed her a 13-year-old"
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Just ask a glass of water! -Douglas Adams"