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Joke of the Day
"I found out I was can't wear latex condoms They give me an allergic erection"
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"Why is my algebra textbook so sad? It has a lot of problems."
"What's brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre"
"New Rule Prizefighters are now allowed to bring a loaded gun to a fist fight."
"What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals? Zoolander"
"What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball? Juan on Juan"
"My girlfriend told me her head hurt. I said, ""No it doesn't, I really enjoy it."""
"Damn girl, are you Jamaican? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy!"
"*getting caught filling up neighbor's trash can* Omg Karen, I just looove your trash can! Where did you get it?"
"Who cares if you have regrets on your death bed. You're about to die. I have regret everyday and have like another 40 years of this garbage"