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Joke of the Day

"What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute"

"How did Hitler like his juice? Concentrated"

"What do you call one-tenth of a bell? A Decibell."

"Mason jars are the skinny jeans of glasses."

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."

"Crime tip: commit all your crimes in space NASA is not the space police there are no laws up there you will not go to jail"

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"I enjoy hitting my kids with my belt. I also never take my belt off."

"Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body."

"I lost my mood ring... ...I really don't know how I feel about it"