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Joke of the Day

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."

"We've been over this. I DO NOT WANT A PDF OF YOUR MENU."

"What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A beanerschnitzel"

"Steven Avery Did you see all the buzz on tv about the Wisconsin criminal that is working the system to manipulate the public for a second chance? Steven Avery no, Scott Walker!"

"I'm not racist... ...I own a colored tv."

"If a Republican candidate who is hated by the GOP establishment and loathed by half the country just won the election... ...maybe Hillary should consider running as a Republican!"

"A lady friend asked me back to her place to chat about conspiracy theories... Orwell, you know."

"My GF is like my treasure... I buried her in my backyard yesterday."

"What's brown and sticky? A stick..."

"Sanders is blaming Trump for violence at his rally... because you can't truly be a National Socialist until you can excuse your brownshirts violence."