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Joke of the Day
"I enjoy hitting my kids with my belt. I also never take my belt off."
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"A white lie: ""No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans""."
"Q. What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common? A. Both are made to capture special moments."
"What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing"
"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."
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"I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring"