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Joke of the Day
"I enjoy hitting my kids with my belt. I also never take my belt off."
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"What do you call tension in the percussion section? Druma"
"What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes? *Dino-swore.* I'm sorry."
"You aren't supposed to strip during Zumba. Apparently."
"My Muslim girlfriend wants to blow me Should I be excited or call the cops?"
"You don't get many homeless gay men, which is a shame because they would be fucking bums."
"What do you call it when a homeless wino robs a gay man in a park late at night? A WHAM reunion."
"Things to get done: Make coffee, Drive a train high on cocaine, Rent a lion to eat my neighbor's dog, clean up mess from that lion thing."
"Question to a crying child Q: Why did the drunken father go to jail? A: Beats me"
"What do you call a good for nothing vegetable A deadbeet"