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"Obesity doesn't run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family."
"Oh you're a Football fan? Okay then name 3 of their albums. Yeah. That's what I thought."
"Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed? She sings with the other hand."
"What do you call a Jamaican cooking competition? A jerkoff"
"What do Chinese monks eat? qis."
"God: ""Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?"" Frog: ""ribbit"" God: ""haha, alright man"""
"I wrote a poem today! Half of it is true. The other half is just a bunch of lies to make it rhyme."
"WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake."
"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""