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Joke of the Day
"Obesity doesn't run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family."
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"I love my husband. But, what really motivates me to stay married is how much weight I'd have to lose to date again."
"Teach a man to fish and he will evolve to become so skilled at it that he destroys the ocean and kills every last fish. Nice one education."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary and those who don't"
"Why can Stephen Hawking only do one liners Because he can't do stand ups"
"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"
"A man walks into a bar Ouch..."
"A cliff in the desert A man told his son to jump off a cliff in the desert. Don't worry, it was Sahara - chasm."
"Dear Board of Education, So are we. Sincerely, Students"
"I hate it when people tell me I don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't need shoes to run, but it fucking helps."