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Joke of the Day
"WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake."
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"How did the metal get the wrong idea? He was misled."
"You know what sounds sexy? Six women... Dozen tit."
"Knock knock (Me -Knock knock) (You-Whos there) (Me-Dew) (You-Drew who) (Me-Drew pecock) Say it fast ^"
"""People will believe anything if you whisper it."""
"As of Nov 9, 2016, what will be the 2nd most populous state in America? Catatonic"
"A white couple gets a black child Angry husband asks-you white,me white.why is baby black? Wife-you hot,me hot.baby burnt!"
"Donald Trump is 69. Let's hope the death trend carries on. Third time's the charm."
"F.E.M.A. Fuck EverybodyMostly Africans. ~Eddie Griffin"
"I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than my cat, but he refuses to take the test. It unnerves me, because that's totally what a genius would do..."