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Joke of the Day
"What do Chinese monks eat? qis."
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"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and says: ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"And Jesus said unto John... And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster."
"Death: I've come for you. Me: That's what she said. D (bursts out laughing): You get me with that one every time! Ok, see ya."
"why are we mad at Beyonce for cultural appropriation when we could be mad that she made us listen to a Coldplay song?"
"What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other? They were MAROONED!"
"What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose? Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works."
"if I were a serial killer, I would target people who scream when they sneeze"
"I like my beer like I like me sex slaves..... Imported"
"What do you get when you have a mothball in each hand? One happy big-assed moth!"