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Joke of the Day
"I wrote a poem today! Half of it is true. The other half is just a bunch of lies to make it rhyme."
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"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.....nyahahahaha (10 points for who knows the source of this classic joke)"
"Judas: C mon Jesus we re gonna be late for last supper Jesus: The what?? Judas: The supper.. we re gonna be late for supper."
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"A bodybuilder gets lost in the woods... And dies of starvation when he can't find his whey."
"""It's been so cold lately..."" ""It's been so cold lately, that I think I saw a few democrats with their hands in their own pockets."""