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Joke of the Day

"What's Christopher Nolan's favorite song? BBBRRAAAAAAAHHHHHMMM...'s lullaby."

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... ... but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"I just raped my hi hat White tssst scum"

"""Wow, it smells like *sniff* wait what the?"" *Rips blind fold off and sees house burning down* ""Omg!"" Narrator: The power of Febreeze"

"Similes are like as holes."

"Had to delete my Pokemon porn, because the new stuff is way better."

"I think Head & Shoulders should have a body wash line called Knees & Toes"

"Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days."

"What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies? I dont have a Lambo in my Garage..."

"Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks."