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Joke of the Day

"How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb? Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw"

"What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away? Gonorrhea."

"'Let's just agree to disagree.' -Me, saying grace at the dinner table."

"*learns all Froot Loops are the same flavor regardless of color* *sighs* *sadly deletes 583 page PhD thesis*"

"I got arrested at the airport last week... Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."

"A man walks into the head office of a click-bait news site... ...what happens next will shock you!!!"

"Islam Is a religion of peace"

"What is this special type of waffle called a ""Tennis racket"" and why does it taste like metal wires?"

"A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........ Shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."

"Why do women watch porn movies from start to finish ? They think there will be a wedding at the end."