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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a turkey now make? Coup."
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"What do the iPhone 5 and Viagra have in common? They're both $700 for an extra inch!"
"A skeleton goes into a bar... orders a beer, and a mop."
"What's a fireman's favourite drink? Water."
"I would help you carry some of those bushes... but I've already got two palms on my hands."
"INTERVIEWER: strengths? ME: I'm good at presenting both sides of an argument INTERVIEWER: great ME: which could also be a weakness..."
"Yeah, I carry a gun. You got to. You never know when some lunatic is going to come up and say ... ""you're fired."" (c) Dave Attell"
"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit."
"How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..? Call B52!!"
"ME [Puts up ""Have u seen my dog?"" posters across town] HER: Oh no! You've lost your dog! M: No I just think u should see him. He's awesome"